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  1. copied off boost.. good way 2 get ur post count up.. Think of a word that reminds you or is associated with the previously posted word. ill start. Nissan ...
  2. The Rambo Fly

    I'm telling you this fly was a machine
  3. so like 10 mins ago i walk into the bathroom to take a shower, and theres this fly buzzing around the bathroom, and im like f**k this so i pick up a towel and take a few swings, couldnt get the *milkshake* so i take a few more swings, and he's still managing to get away from me i start going nuts swinging at everything, and he's still one step ahead im like so this has become a game of wits has it, mr fly? and instead of swinging at where he was, i swung at where he was going to be and all you hear is this *ping* as he launched into the blinds (metal venetians ftw) he falls on the floor and is still shaking so i belt him 2 more times with the towel, pick him up and drop him down the drain of the sink im like poor thing dont wanna drown him so i turn the tap on full blast to kill overwhelm and kill him quicker and thats the end of that i have a shower, as you do i get out, walk over to the sink, and theres this soaking wet fly with slicked back wings sitting in the sink looking up at me.. im like YOU f**king HARDCORE MOTHER f**kER so i let the corner of a tissue touch him to soak up some water, he grabs on, and i chuck him on the counter, dries off, flies off. i was like wow man.. that fly is f**king hardcore he has earned my respect, and the right to live.
  4. Poeple that dont pay rent

    LOL dude im a land lord to my property and i have had the problem of people not paying their rent on time and theres only soo much you can do. You cant just go and kick them out ont he streets. Law wont allow it. So its not easy for land lords to get their cash some time.
  5. Poeple that dont pay rent

    what im trying to say is when you first rent youre property out via an agent "property manager" they make you sign up onto a 1 year agreement dont do that i thought it was ok at the time. then later found out you can make them go on a monthly payment agreement i dunno what the actual term is for it though.
  6. Poeple that dont pay rent

    Well there is a certain procedure you can follow. Now depending on wether or not you have a property manager looking after the property is another thing. If you have a property manager what they do is send them a notice to vacate. The big problem is if they pay half the rent then they actually get a further 2 weeks extension by law. personally that bull in my openion its like man they signed to an agreement for monthly payments to be on time once they move into the property but law in victoria is pretty screwed up. My advice is when u rent youre place out simply og on a monthly agreement plan dont lease youre property out for like 6 months or a year. At least then u can kick the out the AKA LAW WAY!
  7. Rules of poo-ing at work

    baaaaaaahahaha good point i got no idea lol.
  8. Rules of poo-ing at work

    Dunno about it being a repost i now it was completly different as it was me who sent out the last one. Actually, a lot of that stuff has already been posted in the Jokes section: http://www.nissansilvia.com/forums/index.p...howtopic=304266 Granted, there's more listed here in one post. Cheer up dude... always out to set a point lol...
  9. Rules of poo-ing at work

    hahahahahah nooooooooooo lol..
  10. Rules of poo-ing at work

    Dunno about it being a repost i now it was completly different as it was me who sent out the last one.
  11. Rules of poo-ing at work

    Youre telling me i was in tears when i read it lol.
  12. Rules of poo-ing at work!! As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE -- A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK -- When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the cubicle until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH -- The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME -- Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER -- A colleague who poos at work and is proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) -- A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS -- A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite gender. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your gender entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR -- Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH -- A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a fart, a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE -- A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace. WATERMELON -- A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANAOMELET -- A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE NED -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ned makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

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    Hey everyone m just wondering is OPTISLIM a good form of suppliment to take while training to loose a large amounts of fat? Obviously with some intensive cardio work out? If so whats the best to take or do ?