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Yo mamma is so fat...........she tripped in the grand canyon and got stuck :lol:

 

 

 

 

Keep em comin ppl....hahaa i love these jokes

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your mamma is so fat, i rolled over three times an i was still on top of her.

keep it going pepps

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yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck

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yo mumma so fat if you climb on her your ears pop

 

 

 

 

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yo mumma so fat she wakes up in sections

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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA @ ironing clothes on the driveway! watta classic

 

 

yo mamma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller! bahahahaa

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yo mamma so fat that wen she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock?

 

 

 

 

yo mamma so fat her belt size is equator...

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Your Momma's so fat, when her pager went off everyone thought she was reversing.

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Yo Mamma so cross eyed, when she dropp's a dollar she picks up 2 50 cent peices

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your mumma so fat she goes to a restaurant and says table for one seats for four.......bahahaha!

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Yo momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.

when she walked past the tv i missed three ad breaks.

small objects tend to orbit around her.

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your mamma's so fat she needs her own post code

 

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

 

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

 

yo mama is so ugly the tide wouldnt take her out !!!

 

:P(last one is my fav)

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your mammas so fat wen she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out!

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Your mumma's like a bowling ball... You pick her up, stick some fingers in and throw her in the gutter.

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Your mamma's so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran out of petrol. :yes:

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your mama is so fat when she stands on a scale its says one at a time plz

 

your mama is so fat the last time your mama so 90210 was on a scale

 

your mama so fat she plays pool with the plants

 

your mama is stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 min

 

your mama is like a light switch even baby can turn her on

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your mumma so black...when she went to night school they marked her absent

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Yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach the whales start

singing WE ARE FAMILY.

 

Yo momma is so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people

start calling out TAXI.

 

Yo momma is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND

THE HOUSE.

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yo mummas so fat she died of heart cancer

 

<_ not cool>

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Yo Momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :)

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Yo muddas so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck.

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