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your momma is so fat that when i went to roll off the bitch after sex i burnt my bum on the light bulb

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yo mamma's so nasty, her dildo walked out on her. BUZZZZ you nasty BUZZZZ

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yo mamma so ugly the last time she heard a whistle is when she got hit by a train

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Yo momma so dumb she tripped over the cordless phone!

 

Yo momma so fat... Yeh shes fat!

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your mummas so poor when i asked her whats for dinner, she spreads her legs and says "tuna"

 

your mums so ugly she has to put a peice of steak on her face so the dog will play with her

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ur mums so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone phonecord.

 

ur mums so stupid she trys to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

 

ur mums so fat when she fell over i tryed not to laugh but the ground was cracking up. lol

 

ur mums so old her birth certificate has expired

 

I got more cant think of them atm :yes:

 

Man i rule :)

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ya mums so ugly the last time she got some ass was when her finger accidently went through the toilet paper

 

ya mums so nasty seeing her eat a hamburger is like watching jurasic park in surround sound

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your mummas so poor when i asked her whats for dinner, she spreads her legs and says "tuna surprise."

 

your mums so ugly she has to put a peice of steak on her face so the dog will play with her

 

 

im sorry i have to edit ur first joke man.

its TUNA SURPRISEEEE....

 

also. yo mommas so fat, shes got mold growing under her rolls.

your mummas so fat, wen i rolld over, i was still on top of her.

 

ur mummas so fat, wen she jump 4 joy, the world shook.

ur mummas so ugly she looks like GOONI GOOGOO!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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