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A guy is shopping at coles for groceries, he gets to the counter start to be served,

 

"ohhhh shit, i 4got to get the condoms"he says out loud.

 

"can u please ask over the pa for some condoms"?

 

yeah sure, wat size r u? she asks

 

ummm not sure! he replies.

 

ok pull it out and show me!!! she says

 

so he pulls it out, has a little squeeze, gets on pa "1 pack of larg condoms please counter 9"

 

now the guy behind see's that she touched him so he wanted to give it a try!!

 

ohhh shit, i forgot the condoms, can u please ask over the pa for a pack of condoms?

 

yeah sure, wat size r u?

 

ummm i dunno!!

 

ok pull it out and show!

 

so he shows her, she has a sqeeze and speaks out "1 pack of medium condoms please counter 9

 

now theres a 14yr old kid in the line that see's wats going on and wants to give it a go, his first encounter with a girl, he'd b loving it... he gets to the counter all excited...

 

ohhh shit, i forgot the condoms,,, can u ask over pa for them please?

 

yeah sure, wat size r u?

 

ummm i dunno...

 

pull it out and show me...

so he does, she has a little squeeze, says out on the pa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"can i have a bucket and a mopp please a bucket and a mopp............

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i lol'd a lol :yes:

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i lol'd :P

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that mad me lol

ithought the kid wouldve had a bigger dick then all of em but nope

the endin was mroe funnier to wat i assumed lol

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hehe, heard it before. old but does the trick

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:lol: not bad

 

 

lol pretty funny

 

 

i lol'd :P

 

 

lol it was good

 

 

LOL

 

 

made me laugh

 

 

 

 

 

LOL

 

 

very funny

 

 

 

 

 

+1

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i was expecting the kid to have a bigger dick or for her to ask for a pack of water bombs

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Hmm dont know about the joke.. On a side note though.. can I enquire which shop this is at.. im umm.. outta stuff...

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