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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves. The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!" The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"

 

:lol::rolleyes::blink:

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hahahahahahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

brunettebeauty are you a chick?

 

You werent meant to ask me thatt, you just proved me wrong, but yeah, I am. Why do you ask?

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hahahahahahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

brunettebeauty are you a chick?

 

You werent meant to ask me thatt, you just proved me wrong, but yeah, I am. Why do you ask?

 

whats your msn addy? ;)

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She told me to tell you her msn addy is: the_big_penis_man@hotmail.com

 

 

enjoy

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She told me to tell you her msn addy is: the_big_penis_man@hotmail.com

 

 

enjoy

 

dont be silly kolin, thats yours

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I've never used this twice in one day before

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hahahahahahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

brunettebeauty are you a chick?

 

You werent meant to ask me thatt, you just proved me wrong, but yeah, I am. Why do you ask?

 

whats your msn addy? ;)

 

 

you_wish@hotmail.com

 

Sorry boys, Im taken :-)

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hahahahahahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

brunettebeauty are you a chick?

 

You werent meant to ask me thatt, you just proved me wrong, but yeah, I am. Why do you ask?

 

whats your msn addy? ;)

 

 

you_wish@hotmail.com

 

Sorry boys, Im taken :-)

 

bahahaha thats funnier than the joke :lol:

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boyfriends are only a speed bump, not a stop sign ;)

 

My boyfriend is a member and frequent vistitor to ns.com :wub:

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boyfriends are only a speed bump, not a stop sign ;)

 

My boyfriend is a member and frequent vistitor to ns.com :wub:

 

orly, and who might that be?

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His name is Chris Crocker

chris_crocker.jpg

you may have heard of him, he had a big video on youtube.

 

He's here with me right now, and told me to tell you guys to:

"LEAVE BRUNETTE BEAUTY ALONE"

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oooooooo can't wait to see him!!!

 

speak of the devil

 

hahahahah it;s you Colon!

 

 

pffft, come with me baby, you dont know what your missin ;)

 

His name is Chris Crocker

chris_crocker.jpg

you may have heard of him, he had a big video on youtube.

 

He's here with me right now, and told me to tell you guys to:

"LEAVE BRUNETTE BEAUTY ALONE"

 

that chicks hot

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You dont waste any time :-P

 

that's what ladies say after i make love to them ;)

I bet they ask for their 3 seconds back too.

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You dont waste any time :-P

 

that's what ladies say after i make love on them ;)

 

fixed ;)

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You dont waste any time :-P

 

that's what ladies say after i make love on them ;)

 

fixed ;)

 

bukkake?

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what is bukkake?

when a whole group of guys blow on her face.

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You dont waste any time :-P

 

that's what ladies say after i make love to them ;)

I bet they ask for their 3 seconds back too.

 

4

 

what is bukkake?

 

:lol:

 

Theres the deal breaker right there

 

just try it baby, you'll love it ;)

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I was referring to the 3 seconds

 

Whats the storty behind the "no e-penis for you"

 

Forgive me but Im new to all of this

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