Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Megs

Ducks + Grapes

Recommended Posts

hey DIL30 go easy on old GreekWarrior - he contributes a lot apart from trying to chat up the ladies on ns.com.

 

 

hes the guy who posts fail on everyones joke thread!!!! :yes:

 

damn straight

 

nah only in the crap ones ;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Oh greek, your a Off Topic sections best friend, full of shit. Posted anything about Cars or anything that might help someone out recently?

 

Or have you been sitting around trying to "tune" the Ladies from behind a screen. get out more brother, see how beat up your massive e-penis gets you.

 

020_19A.jpg

 

Toga FTW!

 

Peace Dilly.

 

OI

MY NAMES DILLY

YOU CANNOT ALSO BE DILLY

GTFO

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
hey DIL30 go easy on old GreekWarrior - he contributes a lot apart from trying to chat up the ladies on ns.com.

 

 

hes the guy who posts fail on everyones joke thread!!!! :yes:

 

damn straight

 

nah only in the crap ones ;)

 

 

 

 

FAIL

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
hey DIL30 go easy on old GreekWarrior - he contributes a lot apart from trying to chat up the ladies on ns.com.

 

 

hes the guy who posts fail on everyones joke thread!!!! :yes:

 

damn straight

 

nah only in the crap ones ;)

 

 

 

 

FAIL

:no:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

K then, u can still be funny with a tiny bit of intelligence or whatever makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I just don't like wasting my time reading your posts.

 

I'll try to ignore you then. oohh and do you know anywhere i can remove this pole? or would that be being too helpful and not in your nature?

 

Peace Dilly Dileo

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
K then, u can still be funny with a tiny bit of intelligence or whatever makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I just don't like wasting my time reading your posts.

 

I'll try to ignore you then. oohh and do you know anywhere i can remove this pole? or would that be being too helpful and not in your nature?

 

Peace Dilly Dileo

 

you say that, yet you respond to my posts, I find that funny :)

 

I'm not sure what I've done, but obviously I stir some emotion in you.

 

If I have so little intelligents and you don't like wasting your time reading my posts then why did you bother posting in the first place?

 

Sounds to me like someones insecure.

 

Like I said, dont take life serious :thumbsup:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Im so bored I decided to share this with ya

 

One day a little indian boy walked up to the chief and said "Me ready for women."

The chief said "Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days"

 

The Indian boy said "Ok," and went off into the woods.

 

Three days later, he returns and says "Me ready for women."

 

The Indian cheif says "Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee."

 

The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said "Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles." The women asked "Why?", but the boy told her to just to bend over.

 

The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ass. "Why the hell did you do that?" she asked.

 

"Just checking for bees." replied the boy.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

ha HA ha HA ha

 

il give u it because your like one out of five females on ns.com

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

oh and for DIL30, if u bothered lookin at any other jokes in this section u would realise GreekWarrior and RGDWPN just post to stir people up and it obviously works,some of the time i laugh more from their replies than the jokes themselves,its the jokes section dude,take it on the chin ;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Im so bored I decided to share this with ya

 

One day a little indian boy walked up to the chief and said "Me ready for women."

The chief said "Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days"

 

The Indian boy said "Ok," and went off into the woods.

 

Three days later, he returns and says "Me ready for women."

 

The Indian cheif says "Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee."

 

The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said "Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles." The women asked "Why?", but the boy told her to just to bend over.

 

The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ass. "Why the hell did you do that?" she asked.

 

"Just checking for bees." replied the boy.

 

It's funny cause DIL30's indian :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Im so bored I decided to share this with ya

 

One day a little indian boy walked up to the chief and said "Me ready for women."

The chief said "Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days"

 

The Indian boy said "Ok," and went off into the woods.

 

Three days later, he returns and says "Me ready for women."

 

The Indian cheif says "Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee."

 

The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said "Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles." The women asked "Why?", but the boy told her to just to bend over.

 

The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ass. "Why the hell did you do that?" she asked.

 

"Just checking for bees." replied the boy.

 

It's funny cause DIL30's indian :lol:

It was funny regardless :P

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

hehe the duck joke was cute but i didnt really get it, kinda started to feel sorry for the duck coz the shop didnt stock the grapes it wanted.

i found the comments posted up more funnier than the joke

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
hehe the duck joke was cute but i didnt really get it, kinda started to feel sorry for the duck coz the shop didnt stock the grapes it wanted.

:blink: by any chance are u blonde? :ph34r:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
hehe the duck joke was cute but i didnt really get it, kinda started to feel sorry for the duck coz the shop didnt stock the grapes it wanted.

:blink: by any chance are u blonde? :ph34r:

 

yeah thats it!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
hehe the duck joke was cute but i didnt really get it, kinda started to feel sorry for the duck coz the shop didnt stock the grapes it wanted.

:blink: by any chance are u blonde? :ph34r:

 

yeah thats it!

 

zing

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe." :lol::lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe." :lol::lol:

 

ah so this is where uve been hiding all your crap jokes :lol::wub:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe." :lol::lol:

 

ah so this is where uve been hiding all your crap jokes :lol::wub:

:P be nice

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe." :lol::lol:

 

ah so this is where uve been hiding all your crap jokes :lol::wub:

:P be nice

 

i was being nice,i said it wit luv :wub:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe." :lol::lol:

 

hahahaha it's so crap that it's funny :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe." :lol::lol:

 

ah so this is where uve been hiding all your crap jokes :lol::wub:

:P be nice

 

i was being nice,i said it wit luv :wub:

you laughed. admit it :yes:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe." :lol::lol:

 

ah so this is where uve been hiding all your crap jokes :lol::wub:

:P be nice

 

i was being nice,i said it wit luv :wub:

you laughed. admit it :yes:

yes thats true...but a pity laugh is just as bad as someone not laughing at all :P

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe." :lol::lol:

 

ah so this is where uve been hiding all your crap jokes :lol::wub:

:P be nice

 

i was being nice,i said it wit luv :wub:

you laughed. admit it :yes:

yes thats true...but a pity laugh is just as bad as someone not laughing at all :P

haha. id rather the pity laugh. at least they can be believable at times.

most of the 'funny' jokes are too long and everybody is too lazy to read them

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sign in to follow this  

×