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I got this is an email today... Thought it was pretty funny :P Dont know if its a repost..if it is...bite me. :P

 

When girls don't put out!!

 

This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.

 

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

 

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

 

FOR EXAMPLE:

 

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

 

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

 

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

 

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

 

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

 

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

 

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

 

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

 

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all

dear, let's go to the cashier.'

 

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

 

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

 

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

 

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

 

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JESS YOU GUNNED IT

 

Pissa!!!

 

i will so rip that out if i cop some shit like that hahaha

 

biotch got played hahahahahahaha

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JESS YOU GUNNED IT

 

Pissa!!!

 

i will so rip that out if i cop some shit like that hahaha

 

biotch got played hahahahahahaha

 

Big time! :P

 

I swear tho... I would be fuming if my other half did that to me!! Lets just say, there would be NO other half after a performance like this :P

 

Really really really smart of the guy tho! ;)

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Aww I'm flattered hun... I never thought you'd go to so much trouble to change the writing of something to be about me! :wub:

 

And thats right, I forgot...you like your 'meat' under the age of 16, so me being 21, well of course I'm too old ;)

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Aww I'm flattered hun... I never thought you'd go to so much trouble to change the writing of something to be about me! :wub:

 

And thats right, I forgot...you like your 'meat' under the age of 16, so me being 21, well of course I'm too old ;)

 

dont be, I used the parody motivator maker site

 

nah young girls are annoy and bitchy, and by young I mean under 25

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hahaha that is old but never the less funny as hell HAHAHA

bitch got OWNED!

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Read it before but it still puts a smile on my face!

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Aww I'm flattered hun... I never thought you'd go to so much trouble to change the writing of something to be about me! :wub:

 

And thats right, I forgot...you like your 'meat' under the age of 16, so me being 21, well of course I'm too old ;)

 

dont be, I used the parody motivator maker site

 

nah young girls are annoy and bitchy, and by young I mean under 25

 

So, first I'm past my prime and too old, now I'm under 25 and too young?

 

Hate to say it, but what a LAME comeback...esp from you. I expected something better.

 

FAIL.

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Aww I'm flattered hun... I never thought you'd go to so much trouble to change the writing of something to be about me! :wub:

 

And thats right, I forgot...you like your 'meat' under the age of 16, so me being 21, well of course I'm too old ;)

 

dont be, I used the parody motivator maker site

 

nah young girls are annoy and bitchy, and by young I mean under 25

 

So, first I'm past my prime and too old, now I'm under 25 and too young?

 

Hate to say it, but what a LAME comeback...esp from you. I expected something better.

 

FAIL.

 

your body is old but your mind is young.

 

you have the worst of both.

 

Your a woman, therefore you automatically fail.

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Aww I'm flattered hun... I never thought you'd go to so much trouble to change the writing of something to be about me! :wub:

 

And thats right, I forgot...you like your 'meat' under the age of 16, so me being 21, well of course I'm too old ;)

 

dont be, I used the parody motivator maker site

 

nah young girls are annoy and bitchy, and by young I mean under 25

 

So, first I'm past my prime and too old, now I'm under 25 and too young?

 

Hate to say it, but what a LAME comeback...esp from you. I expected something better.

 

FAIL.

 

your body is old but your mind is young.

 

you have the worst of both.

 

Your a woman, therefore you automatically fail.

 

Lame.

 

Sif being a woman makes me fail.

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Aww I'm flattered hun... I never thought you'd go to so much trouble to change the writing of something to be about me! :wub:

 

And thats right, I forgot...you like your 'meat' under the age of 16, so me being 21, well of course I'm too old ;)

 

dont be, I used the parody motivator maker site

 

nah young girls are annoy and bitchy, and by young I mean under 25

 

So, first I'm past my prime and too old, now I'm under 25 and too young?

 

Hate to say it, but what a LAME comeback...esp from you. I expected something better.

 

FAIL.

 

your body is old but your mind is young.

 

you have the worst of both.

 

Your a woman, therefore you automatically fail.

 

Lame.

 

Sif being a woman makes me fail.

 

It does.

 

Except for that luke warm gully hole between their legs, women are pretty useless.

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Oh, how could I forget, they're also here to cook, clean and iron.

 

One day you will come across a woman who will put you in your place... I hope to be around to see it :yes:

 

In the mean time, your lame and sexist jokes are not worth replying to.

 

Get the f**k out my thread now, bitch. :rolleyes:

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hahhah athis argument amuses me,

 

lolz... wheres Phee when you need her?

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Oh, how could I forget, they're also here to cook, clean and iron.

 

LMFAO THIS GUY IS A RUTHLESS.

 

cracks me up. :lol:

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hahhah athis argument amuses me,

 

lolz... wheres Phee when you need her?

Right here. Don't have much to say to GW that I haven't already said, however, because I am going to stand up for Jess, I'll make it simple. She's out of your league mate, and you're well and truely aware of it. Because you can't produce a normal conversation to communicate you pick on the girl so she'll talk with you. Jess abusing you is better than Jess ignoring you isn't it GW? ANY attention is better than nothing. That's how primary school kids operate. Grow some pubes before you think you have a chance with her and take your hand off your undeveloped penis when you're on NS.com, we're tired of hearing about your hopes and dreams of having sex.

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Oh, how could I forget, they're also here to cook, clean and iron.

 

One day you will come across a woman who will put you in your place... I hope to be around to see it :yes:

 

In the mean time, your lame and sexist jokes are not worth replying to.

 

Get the f**k out my thread now, bitch. :rolleyes:

 

I hope one day I do meet that woman too because she sounds a like a real woman that doesnt take crap, unlike some on this forum.

 

That's funny since you just did ;)

 

It's not your thread, it's a thread of this fourm in which anyone is free to post in, so go back to your pussy pisant girls thread

 

bitch

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hahhah athis argument amuses me,

 

lolz... wheres Phee when you need her?

Right here. Don't have much to say to GW that I haven't already said, however, because I am going to stand up for Jess, I'll make it simple. She's out of your league mate, and you're well and truely aware of it. Because you can't produce a normal conversation to communicate you pick on the girl so she'll talk with you. Jess abusing you is better than Jess ignoring you isn't it GW? ANY attention is better than nothing. That's how primary school kids operate. Grow some pubes before you think you have a chance with her and take your hand off your undeveloped penis when you're on NS.com, we're tired of hearing about your hopes and dreams of having sex.

 

hahahahaha there is so much you dont know about stuff between us phee, so with out full knowledge I dont think your comments fully valid.

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why dont you inform us then mate

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