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My wife wanted me to make love to her like in the movies.

So, I stuck it in her ass and came on her face.

She got mad.

I guess we don't watch the same movies.

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heard about the dyslexic devil worshiper? he sold his sole to Santa!

 

two nuts walked into a bar - one was assaulted!

 

two men walked into a bar - you would think the 2nd guy would have seen it!

 

two terrorists walk into a bar - boom boom!

 

a Pakistani man got diarrhea and thought he was melting!

 

what do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness with an agnostic? some one who knocks on your door for no bloody reason!

 

what do you call a fly with no wings? a walk!

 

what do you call bob the builder when he retires? just bob!

 

what do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russel!

 

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming? bob!

 

what do you call a terrorist sitting on a bottle? Ahlid!

 

what do you call a blonde wearing a suit sitting in a tree? a branch manager!

 

 

 

sorry if people find them not very PC! :P

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what do you call a man with a shovel in his head? doug!

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Ahh so thats what people classify as being funny? How did I get it so wrong?

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Ahh so thats what people classify as being funny? How did I get it so wrong?

 

 

nah - you are doing good - i enjoyed your ones - don't worry about the haters - you will notice they don't contribute - just criticize.

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Don't worry Megz.. I always enjoy ur jokes!! Keep them coming babe! xo

 

P.S. I still don't get the magician joke and why its funny :blush:

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I told my mum the magician joke, and she didn't get it either. :lol:

 

EXPLAIN IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

:(

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-he turned his car (by using the steering wheel) so he drives into a drive way

-he transformed into a driveway.

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-he turned his car (by using the steering wheel) so he drives into a drive way

-he transformed into a driveway.

 

Ha ha.... Oh dear...

 

:blush:

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Even though I'm laughing I maintain it wasn't a very funny joke!! :P

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I'm blonde.. it comes with the territory...

 

:lol:

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Ill remember that for the next time you do something stupid and i can pull out the blonde jokes

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Lol.. I've copped the blonde jokes all my life.. I think I'm immune to them :P But thank.. I can feel the love :wub: lol

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*golf clap*

 

golf clap > slow clap imo. you're the first person who shown signs of agreeing. friends?

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*golf clap*

 

golf clap > slow clap imo. you're the first person who shown signs of agreeing. friends?

 

 

 

AAHAHAHA sooo true

 

 

and lol at not getting the magician joke

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Two fish are in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns, you drive".

 

AHAHAAHAH

 

 

nice

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*golf clap*

 

golf clap > slow clap imo. you're the first person who shown signs of agreeing. friends?

 

 

I can see this being the start of a beautiful friendship ^_^

 

 

:P

 

 

FKING LOL @ tank also :lol: :lol: :lol:

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